Katherine Heigl's New Helmut Hair!

(Photo via WebstersIsMyBitch.com)

Eeeeee. Katie! Why you done did that? I might be able to deal with the cut, but the color? Eek! So washed out. Please let this be for a role or something. Seriously, if I had her hair (pre-this pic, natch), I'd just sit around and bask in its lovely bounciness all day. Just sit there and watch TV and just appreciate myself and my hair so fucking much. So why the change? Also, here's a little-known Biblical fact: there are a few lost lines contained within Ecclesiastes 3, verses 1–8 that translate roughly to:

"There is a time for a 29-year-old to look like present-day Tippi Hedren and/or Diane Sawyer and a time for a 29-year-old not to look like present-day Tippi Hedren and or/ Diane Sawyer."

And lo, this is one of those times. Turn, turn, turn.

I swear it's not too late!

Cute Katherine Heigl-Inspired Pieces!

In a previous post, where we effused adoration over Katherine Heigl and her presh-ness, we linky-dinked a pic of her in Marc Jacobs' cute corded cotton "dobby" top:
Unfortunately it's sold out on StandardStyle.com, Saks and at Barneys. BUT, looky how cute Nordstrom's $32 version is:

($32, Love Squared, Nordstrom)

It's available in white, black and grey (which is totes my faves, obvz). And, while you're saving, why not pick up the super presh jumper they've so conveniently paired it with?

($58, Velvet Torch, Nordstrom)

Harts the yellow and grey color combo -- though the maroon tights make it a wee bit too dear, no?

Katherine Heigl Is A Pretty Pretty Princess

(Photo via Pagesix.com)

Whoops! I was afraid I broke the blog with my extreme Topshop zeal!

Anyway, I could give a crap about Grey's Anatomy -- I haven't seen an episode in my life, and I probably never will. But I will tell you that Katherine Heigl, shown here at yesterday's premiere of "27 Dresses," which featured 27 women in promotional gowns, is nothing short of totes gorge and glam.

Now, let's get one thing straight: the movie looks like a flaming pile of misery. But KH herself is amazing. I cannot, for the life of me, find out who designed her dress, but she is stunning. She's like Tippi Hedrin, Jayne Mansfield (minus the sluttiness and early death, hopefully!) and Angie Dickinson all rolled into one. And with Tara Reid rolling around looking like this, Amy Winehouse in schmatte after shmatte (by the way, Karl Lagerfeld's "very much" likes her hair), Britney's boobs and bum on perpetual parade, and Posh, who, unsurprisingly, made Mr. Blackwell's worst dressed list, wearing shit like this, Katherine is like a fresh spring crocus peeping up through Tinseltown's festering trash heap!

And dudes, she even looks presh when she's just out shopping for paint:

(Photo via: Fabsugar.com)

And finally, her husband is HAWT. She is a pretty pretty princess. The end.