Old Navy Flip-Flops: $1 Per Pair This Saturday

OK, so not too long ago, I was positive I had some rare form of foot cancer and was going to die prematurely. Why? Because I was having terrible heel pain in my left foot, and also because I am a nutty, paranoid Jew. But, a quick check-up by Dr. Google assuaged my fears -- turns out I (probably) have plantar fasciitis (AKA: flip-flop disease!) which is often caused by wearing shoes that aren't supportive enough, obesity, or, in my case, from being overly awesome.

Needless to say, I won't be indulging in Old Navy's $1 dollar flip-flop sale this Saturday, June 28, but, don't let that stop you, kay? What I would buy instead?

($49.50, Old Navy)

Or, you could buy 49 pairs of flip-flops.