Monday, April 14, 2008

Freakin' Fugly Footwear

Three painful picks for this Monday eve:
($98, Jeffrey Campbell, Urban Outfitters)
Appropriately enough, the color of this shoe is "Whiskey." Jeffrey Campbell truly must've imbibed when he designed ONE shoe with a cinch toe, cut outs, laces AND WTF ever that bridge to madness is above the toe.


($59, Steve Madden)
Clowny McModsquad.


($499, Chanel, eBay)
But wait! They're Chanel. BUT WAIT! They're FUCKING WRETCHED! Are these like punk-dominatrix snow boots or something? You can be into S&M OR you can wear winter gear, but you don't get to be both at once.


The redeemer:

($286, Salvador Sapena, Asos.com)
Thank you, Salvador Sapena. You've answered correctly. You may be seated.

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