Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Binge Beauty: Tarte's Double Dose Berry Boost Lipgloss = Porn Star Lips, Now With Acai!


Dudes, dudettes, p0rn stars and p0rnstar wannabes: I just tried Tarte's Double Dose Berry Boost & Gloss -- and seriously, GET YOUR LIPS ON THIS for serious p0rn appeal without having to spend any time getting packed on your back (unless you happened to be there, doing that already, in which case, proceed!).

I've been using Tarte's Double Dose Berry Boost & Gloss in Acai Boost, and my lips look freaking PLASTIC. In the GOOD WAY! Plus, it's got no bad stuff (parabens, phthalates, etc), but it DOES have a million green, healthy properties and has acai in it, and everyone knows that porn and acai are two great tastes that go great together.

I have some of Tarte's basic glosses, and aside from their ha-lariously fun names (Zack & Kelly, Sandy & Danny, Ferris & Sloane FTW!), they're nice and not tacky but only provide a little hint of color and coverage.

On the other side of the coinage, Tarte's Tarte's Double Dose Berry Boost & Gloss is full-on major rager coverage, high-shine, mega-watt gloss with just a healthy hint of sparkle, AND the product smells like mint! Win/ WIN! For reals, you will have blow-up-doll/ porn lips minus the constant testing and the bored expression. Also, does the porn world NOT need more acai?

($21, Tarte)

This is the only time you should strive to look like L'il Kim.

... Plus, a video by one of my favorite pornstars-turned-disco queens:





... And one of my favorite non-porn porn stars, Julianne Moore in Boogie Nights!

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